We pitched an interesting concept to the good folks at Animal Planet™: a Rorschach test, also known as an inkblot test, is used to diagnose a person’s mental health. A psychoanalyst, in essence, draws different conclusions based on what a patient sees in a random inkblot. We proposed to Animal Planet™ a series of Rorschach designs for diagnosing our planet. The diagnosis: several animals that are vital to the planet are critically endangered.